Laws of....... states

Law of Logical Argument states :- Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

Law of Bio-Mechanics states :- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach

Law of Close Encounters states :- The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with

Law of Probability states :- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act

Law of Mechanical Repair states :- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee

Variation Law states :- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time)

Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy states :- As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it and if you stock up, they’ll come out with a new & improved one you like better almost immediately